Tuesday, November 02, 2010

live, from hollywood!




last night i had a very vivid dream. i dreamed that bristol palin injured herself and was no longer able to compete in "dancing with the stars" the producers somehow managed to find little ol' me and asked me to compete in her place. they told me that they were looking for someone with no previous dance or performance experience, with conservative values and not on the super thin side. i fit the bill perfectly. i practiced the argentine tango every single day for hours on end. don't ask me who was home taking care of my boys; my dream conveniently left those details out. when the time came for me to perform in front of a live audience and millions of tv viewers, the thing that instantly popped into my mind was not that i was about to earn thousands of dollars. it was not that i was going to get my 15 minutes (or more) of fame. the thing that thrilled me the very most was that i was going to have something to blog about. i could hardly wait to get back home and write out a post asking all of you, my blog readers, to vote for me.

and that, my dear followers, pretty much sums up the sad state of my blog these days. nothing of blog-worthiness seems to be happening in my life, which is why i haven't posted for so long. but don't fret.....as soon as DWTS calls me up, you'll be the first to know ;)

11 comments:

Claire said...

this made me chuckle!

Jessica said...

You'd be DAZZLING in all those sequins! And you'll have to fill me in on all of this season of DWTS. The hubs deletes my timer every. single. week. : (

Denise said...

oh Heidi~ I love reading your blog, it always makes me smile!

lil said...

Sweet dream, especially on Election Day!! Thanks for the comic relief!! ;)

Grandma J. said...

I'd vote for you, hands down! XO

Kathy said...

So nice of you to think of us, your readers, while you are sleeping! I think you and your blog are plenty interesting. Still, if you want to tango for us - tango on : )

Kristal Sawyer said...

hilarious!!!

running wildly said...

Brilliant. And I would TOTALLY vote for you until my texting fingers bled.

christine said...

maybe just maybe they will call, wouldn't that be a hoot? you would look BEAUTIFUL in all the get ups they would put you in.... stunning!

Amy@Sassy Scarlett said...

That is awesome!! You have my vote!

Anneliese said...

Oh Heidi.. I laughed so hard!!! Only because I can relate to the "what am I going to blog about?" ... I will have to ask for a dream.